animalstalkinginallcaps: YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN. THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.

THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.


mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

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spliffhaver: spring has sprung motherfucker

spliffhaver:

spring has sprung motherfucker

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cranberryninjas:

oh my god so i was watching the news this morning about the yahoo buying tumblr stuff (watch video here: x) and they showed pictures of people scrolling through tags and 

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is that

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andrew hussie

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#PFFFFFF AHAHAHA

echopony:

:I …. i got swept up in the hype FML lol

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emilylikesaliens:

quiixotical:

saftasming:

queenofmallets:

bootylicious-buggy:

cliffe:

asktheharpy:

Best.

Bird.

Ever.

omg

BURD

That is no bird.

It’s a weird feathery fish creature.

It looks like a puppet there ha ha

AM I A BIRD OR AM I A MUPPET?!

oh my god, now that I know what it sounds like its EVEN BETTER

How is this thing even a thing

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gingerbrownies:

Doctor Who 10 meets Doctor Who 11

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airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

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africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

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